February 2011
48 posts
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
Really though. This.
January 2011
63 posts
Parents say that they need to talk to you about...
I just had a thought, You know when you walk in a...
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Whoa.
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
I like it when guys work at subway, cause then...
Cross out what you've done. →
birdsinchalk:
smoked a cigarette. kissed someone.(apart from family) gotten so drunk you passed out. ridden every ride at an amusement park. watched four movies in one night. gone long periods of time with out sleep. lied to someone. been in a car accident. been in a tornado. been to a funeral. burned yourself. run a marathon. cried yourself to sleep. flown on a plane. cut yourself. had a best...
This.
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Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
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