fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: quotesfromfilms: “So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays.” — Dead Poets Society (1989) Submitted by dayanatuna
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them i’m claustrophobic?” “uhmm.. you guys.. can you like.. dig me up.. i’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah..” “omg, satan is so funny!” “hell isn’t that bad, atleast you get internet :)” “lol u guise, i saw the list for people going to hell, you, blahblah are...
081. Physical attraction is very important to me...
^THIS. THIS THIS. THIIIIIIIIIS THISSITY THIS THIS THIS!!!
I have curly hair just cut my own bangs. And they are (obviously) uneven. They represent the biased opinion of social media and how we’re all supposed to look. LOL jkz I just felt like doing it
Woah! I almost gave a fuck.
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fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: gottalovemesomebieber: always hahaha Submitted by face—the—strange Haha yes!
My inbox has 123 texts And my outbox has 321 texts. I don’t know when this’ll happen again, so I wanted to record it.
my dad took away my laptop, ipod touch, and cell...
staircasewit-: lol but he forgot that i have a computer in my room.
With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit; they take...– Megan Fox (via ofvanityandopacity)